Flash of intellectual brilliance #3,284,284

Posted: July 13, 2011 in Flashes of Intellectual Brilliance

Political Email: Volunteer Requests

I am launching my own campaign. I keep getting all the DNC campaign emails (I am a conservative) and now found a novel use for their volunteer requests:

1. Show up for the neighborhood canvasing event and volunteer to cover the largest area.

2. Eat the free lunch.

3. Depart to the canvas area but stop by a trashcan and dump all the material.

4. Go to sports bar, watch the game & drink brew.

5. Report back to the event and claim my signatures were stolen by gang members for “trespassing in their hood”.

6. Eat free dinner and sign up for next event.

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